In amongst the usual lurid proposals
, 419s and sundry rubbish, we get the nuttiest spam, stuff that we never see anywhere else. On the surface, an invitation to check out Peaceworld
looks innocent enough, but lightly scratch the surface, and you enter a badly-formatted world of paranoia
. Imagine what would happen if conspiracy theorists, famed for their love of endlessly scrolling pages of crazed text, suddenly came over all browser-conscious and user-friendly
continues to generate the most unlikely emails. As well as a few semi-literate requests for obscure albums, we are now apparently subscribed to Reclusion's
newsletter. If you like your music 'fast, heavy, brutal and technical', then these guys are for you.
'I could not help speaking out on the possible sale of Hersheys
,' begins Guy Spier, who claims to originate from something called the Aquamarine Fund
. We have entered the world of high finance, international chocolate retailing and corporate take-overs, a world things
isn't entirely familiar with. Perhaps Mr Spier saw this
article (so richly, mouth-wateringly illustrated) and assumed we knew more than we were letting on?